by Supreme Leader of Fucking February 16, 2021

by William Anderson December 6, 2022

Danny: Mommmmm! Can we have Pee Wee Herman soup tonight?
*Danny's Mom and Dad chuckle uncontrollably*
*Danny's Mom and Dad chuckle uncontrollably*
by E-Town13 August 5, 2018

by Rothers2002 November 16, 2018

by Lifelibertycomedy September 4, 2023

Jamal: wtf are you licking soup
Tyrone: yea why
Jamal: soup licker, weird ass hoe that licks soup
Tyrone: fuck off
Jamal: go fuck your soup
Tyrone: no imma punch yo beard off
Tyrone: yea why
Jamal: soup licker, weird ass hoe that licks soup
Tyrone: fuck off
Jamal: go fuck your soup
Tyrone: no imma punch yo beard off
by Addy dumick December 19, 2020

When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.
Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
