Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands
by Steezmiester June 19, 2020
A bus pusher is a term used for a group of golfers who due to the complete incompetence of their bus driver were forced to push their minibus a distance of many miles because the driver was too short (sighted) to recognise that the fuel gauge was showing a dangerously low level of fuel. The passengers that day should have known not to trust the bus driver. He has previous instances of incompetent behaviour including doing a u-turn on the A90 while travelling at approx. 60 mph and not recognising that the big steel floating objects in Aberdeen harbour were actually boats.
John: I really don’t think you have enough diesel to make it back to the airport, there is a filling station up the road here I really think you should stop and put a fiver of diesel in
Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there
Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.
Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.
Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?
Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push
Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher
Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there
Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.
Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.
Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?
Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push
Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher
by The Navigator October 09, 2018
A person who asked to sit with you (or vice versa) on the bus & then you sit next to them every single day, & possibly horde the seat for so only they can sit next to you.
by Sumo Samurott February 11, 2025
More intentional than being thrown under a bus, this is the person who throws the figurative bus at someone, particularly a co-worker.
My co-worker is such a bus chucker. Did you see how she called me out and placed blame on me during that public meeting?!
by islalisa July 30, 2023
Guy: Holy shit! Jim is turning Purple!
Other guy that isn't Jim: Oh God oh Fuck! Call the Wee-Woo Bus!
Other guy that isn't Jim: Oh God oh Fuck! Call the Wee-Woo Bus!
by Aggbir September 13, 2022
by Kbdml March 20, 2022
Full of sussy people such as a guy who is in love with smo named a....?
A guy who's name is called macaroni?
A guy who turned into a hamster?
A sussy baka?
33 school bus is full of weird people lolllllllll
Btw im not in 33 schl bus
A guy who's name is called macaroni?
A guy who turned into a hamster?
A sussy baka?
33 school bus is full of weird people lolllllllll
Btw im not in 33 schl bus
by Hecker001 June 05, 2022