slurpin’ time

when it’s time to consume a lotta shit in not a lotta time; suckin sum up like gogurt

girl: should i spit or swallow?

guy: swallow, i can’t get a cumstain on these sheets

girl: oh then it’s MUTHAFUCKIN SLURPIN’ TIME 🦶🏿😫🅱️

by pickle juice 😩 January 15, 2019

Sarah Time

When someone needs to process alone time while not actually needing to be alone

Kate: they need some Sarah time.

by Noodles_Doodles July 08, 2023

Lesbian time

Lesbian time goes faster than straight time.
1:7 ratio
Also see: bisexual time

Straight girl #1: how long have you been dating your gf for?
Lesbian: 7 months
Straight girl #2: I thought it was only 1 month
Lesbian: no, lesbian time

by Spicy.dino March 08, 2021

soft times

opposite of hard times; great times

The party last night was soft times

by the arbitro September 12, 2011

Time consumer

A person who is so self absorbed and self important and won't stop talking to you until all of your time and patience have been maxed out.

My friend spends o much time talking and standing there making me waste my day. What an unbelievable Time Consumer!!

by EvaOne August 20, 2019

Job Time

A phrase to describe that later you are going to get a handjob or blowjob

I cant wait till job time later, its gonna be crazy man!

by Holy12 March 16, 2013

Glitter Time

A condition experienced by some men on a monthly basis that may cause irritability, anxiety, depression, headache, and hissy fits. Comparable to menstruation in women.

"My husband threw a fit when I told him we weren't having meatloaf on Monday. I think he's on his Glitter Time."

by Unicornelious April 09, 2016