Matthew

The worst largest dick (personality ) he ignores you when you say you like him and then he bullies you with your ex friend and he never says sorry but then he comes back to you begging he wants to be friends with you

“Matthew is a beggar “

by Leahtheweirdo July 28, 2021

Matthew Shields

A man with a chode

“Oh hey Matthew Shields”
“Sup, I got a chode”

by Didlofaggins January 17, 2020

Mia matthews

Mia is a smart girl/lady she is very clever she can find out things very fast she is kind and thoughtful about others

Some guy: today is a sad day

Mia matthews: don’t worry I will buy you some food
Some guy: thank you this just made my day

by Randomizer999 October 2, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is a very awkward at times and tends to be not so good at sports. Claims chess is a sport and has a big ego that can be over bearing at times.

Sarah: look who it is
Jon: oh shit it’s Matthew. Gross

by Sugardaddy02 November 22, 2021

Matthew Diamond

n. very close to the ground

Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.

"Where is Matthew Diamond?"

"Oh there he is, I nearly stepped on him!"

by TheOneAndOnly........ January 31, 2019

Wyatt Matthews

The Burg Khalifa (tallest building in the world)

thats all you need

"why cant he fit in the door? He's so tall he can only fit his chins in!"

"oh, thats just Wyatt Matthews

by someone super funny November 11, 2021

Matthew Atkinson

the creator and sustainer of the universe.A legend who only capable of being seen by those with daddy issues is charged with federal RICO and firearms charges, including conspiracy to murder and armed robbery, and faces up to life in prison. He is allegedly part of "a violent sect of the Bloods" known as the Nine Trey Gangsters.and hey banddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd...hes SINGLE!

Matthew Atkinson:
us:yes,my lord

by minilink October 17, 2019