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the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music
Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short
by thiccjim March 5, 2024
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Magic Leaf

The magic leaf IS real fat bald Matt. And so is the key to the mirror prison fat bald Matt. And it exists around the neck of every single person who knows who I am.
Hym "Hey, I would say that the magic leaf IS, IN FACT, REAL. You can TELL someone they need to be more confident and it won't make them more confident. A person can KNOW that they need to be more confident and still not be more confident. People can have material success and still lack the commensurate confidence. BUUUUT... If I can imbue a leaf with meaning... And that leaf increases your level of confidence... Then the leaf IS, IN FACT, magic. Even if you no longer need the leaf after you drain the meaning out of it. It's like a consumable. That's actually a recurring theme of the 'Tales' series. In it, there are herbs you can pick up that grant permanent stat boosts. This is the phenomenon the snake oil salesmen exploit and is the theory behind my absolute favorite spell: ESSENCE LOAN. People use more or less of it (Andrew, Alex, Chris, Destiny, Drew (and now TJ and he might be tied with Chris) in that order) and that is why all of the games and shows are so potent. So... Yeah. I'm not doing what Sam is doing and just attributing meaning to things completely arbitrarily for instrumental use."

Hym Iam used Solarbeam...
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
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Magic pussy bacon

magic pussy bacon is a ZAZA strand that's gon anally surprise u if more than 10gs are taken during one sitting
"NAHHH gang that magic pussy bacon had me anally surprised"
by A.random.bitch April 11, 2023
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Johnson Magic

Having sex with a girl and giving her aids
Omg lmaoo gave that bitch aids lmfaoooooo Johnson magic
by Creetee April 12, 2024
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Magic Carpet

Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.
Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
by Pat the builder April 28, 2020
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Magic Man

The first ever hit single by the legendary band Heart, that was the opening track for their insanely good debut album, “Dreamboat Annie.” The song “Magic Man,” written by Ann and Nancy Wilson, the front-women of Heart, tells a story of the lead singer, Ann, falling in love with Mike Fisher, one of her band mates. Magic Man is about Ann falling head over heels for Mike, and moving to an entirely new country to be with him when she was 21 years old. Her mother didn’t think it was the best descision for her, since she thought she was still so young, and would constantly call her and ask how things were going, hence the lyrics: Come on home girl, Mama cried on the phone, Too soon to lose my baby, Yeah my girl should be at home!

Magic Man is truly an incredible song, not only because of the meaning behind the lyrics and how well they were put together, but also the music itself. There’s a 2-minute long instrumental section during the second half of the song that is just so perfect, it almost doesn’t seem long enough.

The entirety of Dreamboat Annie is just magnificent, I mean there’s really no other way to describe it. Every single song on there is an actual masterpiece, and I hope every single person of this planet at least gets to hear one song off that album at least one time in their life.
Riley: Hey Leah, what are you listening to?

Leah: ‘Magic Man’ by Heart! It’s an amazing song!!

Riley: Really? I wanna hear it now!

Leah: *plays Magic Man for Riley*

Riley: *falls in love with Magic Man right away because it’s just that good*
by ClassicRockLoverr June 5, 2024
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Magic Green Carpet

Ted: Hey man you ride that magic green carpet recently?
Man: All day everyday bruh!
by AngelicFarmer November 6, 2016
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