Luke smith

Got rejected by Sophia and ELI

Do you want to date me?

NO Luke Smith you're minging noone does

by Jejouehasabignose April 24, 2024

Luke

Luke…Luke has a massive cock, Luke knows how to please a girl in the bedroom, Luke is a true specimen of a man, Luke is the definition of a god

Luke is worshiped in man places as perfect

by Bigladluke November 22, 2021

Luke

If you are a luke then you probally are gay and suck alot of dick. Other than that lukes are smart and are a real bitch magnet (although gay)

"Yo Lukes surrounded by a bunch of girls over there!"
"He probally doesnt like any of them."

by littlemissduck November 2, 2022

The Luke and George Show

A national radio show aimed at the 16-24 year old mentally defficient.... truly a show of the gods

The Luke and George show, national radio 1.....

by presenterofradio September 4, 2005

Luke

wild Lukes are often found in the Middle School forest. These creatures are often described by researchers as fatherless, short, homophobic beings. Lukes diets are often made up of Chick Fil A and a bit of water, as that is all they need. If you have a pet Luke, make sure to feed it often, or else it will bite you.

Person 1: what is that terrifying being?
Me: Its.. a Luke

by shrekussy March 30, 2023

Luke Moran

A big fat ugly bully who thinks he runs spenny cause his dad is rich, this man thinks he is better than everyone but really just bites kids toe nails, his dad will put his jumbo John sausage up your bum if you go in his house, he also loves kids bum, if you see a Luke Moran run

There’s a Luke Moran you best run

by Big dirty paki June 21, 2020

Luke

Ginger cunt who hasnt got a soul and likes little kids

You fuckin luke! your going to spend life in prison

by oakie_08 March 8, 2023