Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd

“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”

by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019

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John Osborne

A bald nonce that is too old to cum, he also has a gay son

John osborne: Hey, your dad John is a nonce *slaps head*

by BettySchwallocks October 18, 2019

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John-positive

characterized by or displaying around 70 percent certainty.

Person 1: Looks like there's some traffic up ahead. Are you sure we'll make it in time?
Person 2: Pssh! I'm John-positive we will.

by Rupert Shackleton Jr. Sr. October 26, 2019

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John Capcom

John Capcom is John Capcom

Wow, John capcom is so cool!

by Pineapple_words August 20, 2023

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john crews

A person who does not shut the fuck up; a professional yapper

I was trying to walk peacefully by myself, but then John Crews spotted me.

by glizzygobbla September 15, 2023

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When an action hero or person uses a mix of martial arts, tactical gunplay and CQB to quickly dispatch multiple targets in the shortest time possible using mostly head and torso shots. This of course is inspired by the movie John Wick starring Keanu Reeves in which the main protagonist uses such a combat style, as seen infamously in the club scene, museum scene and semi-auto shotgun scene.

"Man, he really John Wicked those people didn't he?" "I like pretending that I'm John Wicking mafia members, it feels great you know?" "I like it when he John Wicks people,"

by Kill_Urself November 25, 2021

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