by Majestic failure October 15, 2016
by Normal British child August 26, 2020
The cycle of increasing power in the Nut hierarchy. There are 4 main layers, those being Nutman, Nut Lord, Nut Master, and the almighty Nut God. To become Nutman, one must complete one No Nut November successfully, which only grants the title of Nutman. Nut lord requires a 3 years of victorious Novembers, which allows for the spell "Fat Nut", which triples the amount of nut you produce (one day cooldown). Nut Master requires 5 consecutive Novembers, however it allows for the choice of twin-spelling your nut, or Nut-eye, which brings your aim to a molecular level. Nut God is unexplored so far, as none have attempted to achieve it (until now). One must win 20 Novembers in a row, and they become a waterbender of nut, as well as an undiscovered power. There also exists the trial of Blue, which can bring a lowly Nutman up to Nut-Godhood, which entails giving yourself blue balls every day of November.
Leroy: Have you heard that Timothy is attempting the jump across the nut cycle?
Horton: No way! I'd he doing the trial of Blue?
Leroy: yep, soon we'll all discover the prizes of the rank of Nut God!
Horton: No way! I'd he doing the trial of Blue?
Leroy: yep, soon we'll all discover the prizes of the rank of Nut God!
by Timothy, Nut-Lord November 21, 2019
by Deekdel July 25, 2016
A Nut Pact is a celebration of "brotherhood" between two individuals or a group - preferably by men. The prerequisite to initiating the "Nut Pact" requires one toilet and the ejaculation from your party members. Your party members must individually enter the said bathroom, masturbate, and "Nut" into the toilet; with no cleansing of the toilet between each person. Once one person finishes his part, the next person enters the bathroom and repeats - these steps repeat until everyone is finished; once everyone is finished, you must flush the toilet and thus complete the metaphor of brotherhood.
Brother #1: Hey friend! I really appreciate our friendship and I want to show that metaphorically by doing the "Nut Pact" with you!
Brother #2: Of course! Such a casual thing to do! I'd love to show that brotherhood with you, it's not gay!
Brother #2: Of course! Such a casual thing to do! I'd love to show that brotherhood with you, it's not gay!
by roelandt September 26, 2018
by B_BooBerry May 19, 2020
by shutupshutupshutupshutup February 13, 2015