you're such an ass

its almost the same as saying "you're such a jerk!"

1-Hey, where did you get that mug?
2-I'm not going to tell you haha
1- You're such an ass!

by scytghe April 14, 2021

ass cram

When you've been really bad in the holiday season and your ass randomly gets crammed. Not to be confused with folklore.

I was disappointed in my Christmas presents, so I got ass cram.

I asked for a side of cranberry, but instead I got a fistful of ass cram.

by Yuckfinn December 11, 2015

ass taint

the flap that connects the ball sack and skin closest to the anus. (n)

Brett is an ass taint.

That girl really got his taint wet.

Shut the fuck up ass taint.

by chuck92 January 31, 2012

Ass Meter

The base unit of length in the International System of Ass Units (ASS-I). Equivalent to around 12.457 meters or the distance between Dr. Kamal's office and the BME lab.

Mike: "Hey bro, where did you park today?"

Marek: "Approximately 23.4 Ass Meters from here"

Mike: "I see what you did there you fuck!"

by supersubmarinesemen November 08, 2011

Ass Canoe

(N.) The part of the butt that houses the ass hole. Also may be used as an insult. It looks like this (|)

Ohh last night I really got into her ass canoe before we did anal.

You are really such an ass canoe when you move around in bed.

by Derpybird June 21, 2014

Ass Charmed

The state of mind in which a teen male is charmed by the ass of a teen female. The teen will do anything for or around said ass.

Also see: Boob-Wooed

"I am NOT boob-wooed!"

"Then maybe you're ass charmed."

by UnitedsTatesoFwHatevah January 25, 2011

fresh ass

new girlfriend or significant other.

Yo did u see Tyrell? He got him some fresh ass!

by b1gg3r March 01, 2018