Lay Wood

To penetrate a woman via sexual intercourse

Duffer: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Colleen so wants me, dude.

by TuAnon February 21, 2024

training in the woods

Playing with your kung fu instructors nunchuck in the woods.

I'm going "training in the woods" with Dave. The act of oral sex in an undisclosed location.

by The wing Wong guy May 16, 2019

goin tiger woods

when a woman goes "nuts" and destroys her mans "stuff"

damn that girl was goin tiger woods on that guys car.

man that girl went tiger woods on him.

by J420C April 4, 2010

wood pig

A late 20's cycling influencer with an orbital gimp fetish.

I wish this Wood Pig CAD Gremlin would hurry up and GET these drawings out.

by Bisk Mcmann February 16, 2024

gave her wood

It is when you have a rock solid bonner and you dunk it inside her vagina.

"Ashley came over last night to watch a movie and i gave her wood instead"

by Sway Vizzy July 23, 2021

Jon Wood

Slang for a "moron"

"Dont be a Jon Wood, bro"

by JustActualReality May 2, 2018

Wood

Dick

You’ve got some big wood up ur arms

by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021