by Kmqq April 21, 2023

That one twink you'd want in your life. Yeah, you heard me. Y'know, that one brunette boy, short, perfect body. That one. The one that has a soft, gentle voice and such great tone with words, you'd swoon instantly. The one that's so kind with others and curious about the world around him. The one that can turn you on faster than the speed of sound. The one that could last hours in your arms and still be perfectly fine.
That's the kind of Jackson I mean.
That's the kind of Jackson I mean.
Person 1: "Hey, did you see Jackson over there?"
Person 2: "That one twink? Yeah. You think he's single?"
Person 1: "I dunno, but I'm gonna talk to him. He's pretty cute."
Person 2: "That one twink? Yeah. You think he's single?"
Person 1: "I dunno, but I'm gonna talk to him. He's pretty cute."
by H3RMEDES November 22, 2022

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.
A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.
You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
by Davey McGoon May 31, 2022

Who’s Jackson Cover you may ask? Well he is the hottest man alive so why don’t you go follow him on Snapchat. @jaxcover14
Micheal B Jordan- I’m the hottest man alive
Jackson Cover- oh really
Michael B Jordan- I’m so sorry Mr. Hottest Man Alive *bows down*
Jackson Cover- get on your knees boy
Jackson Cover- oh really
Michael B Jordan- I’m so sorry Mr. Hottest Man Alive *bows down*
Jackson Cover- get on your knees boy
by Sexciest man alive March 11, 2022

The act of grabbing a man's crotch and squeezing with the intent of causing the man pain. See also angry michael
Did you see Danny Bonaduce get into a fight with that radio DJ? Danny got him on the ground, got a hold of some crotch, and gave him the angry jackson.
by SimpleFi December 25, 2019

by big black ranga man February 28, 2023
