Fat Tracker

One who sits on the couch all Sunday long watching his fantasy football stat tracker while ocassionally glancing up to actually watch the NFL games. He is doing nothing but drinking beer, eating snacks and getting fatter. His or her (see sports spy for "her") gear includes wireless internet, laptop, beer, big screen TV and sometimes friends. Friends are optional because they will cut into your stat tracker watching.

Closet Fat tracker: Hey man, lets go to the bar and watch the game.
Fat tracker: Do they have WIFI?
Closet Fat tracker: What's WIFI? (he knows what WIFI is and that this particular bar does not have it)
Fat Tracker: Nah, lets watch the game here.
Closet Fat tracker: That's lame...there are no chics here.
Fat tracker: Uhh...Ummm...the A/C repair guy is scheduled to repair my...Uhh..A/C between the hours of 12:00 pm and 10:30 pm..so I need to be here.
Closet Fat tracker: Sounds Good!

by Stick42 November 19, 2006

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Fat Gum

Fat Gum is a very soft, strong,thicccc 29 y/o man from the fandom BNHA

Feggy:"Yo regey do you know Fat Gum?"
Regey:"NO!! FEGGY!! NO!! NOT THE DOUJINS "* starts crying*
Feggy:"Oh man, im so sorry i didn't know!"
Regey:"WELL YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW FEGGY,... JUST!- just leave i-im sorry jus-just-please?..."
Feggy:"Oh okay I'm sorry, i love you see you later then..."
Regey:"Yeah..-"

by Tamaki amajiki (suneater) February 18, 2020

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Fat peen

A giant peen used to hit people won’t fit in the hole

Hey did you see that fat peen
Yes
It won’t fit in the hole

by Nicky doo November 4, 2019

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fat leprechaun

A short, rotund, blonde or red-haired man of British or Irish, Scottish, Welsh descent; typically enjoys overeating and indulging in alcoholic beverages. Usually has the same silhouette as Jabba The Hut. LOL

Your boyfriend, i.e. fat leprechaun

by Gabbi Rivera February 5, 2014

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