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Theusen's Engineers

Engineers, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed all-hands meeting. If an internal monitor detects radioactivity (i.e., a single atom decaying), the flask is shattered, releasing the poison that kills the engineers.

The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the engineers are simultaneously alive and dead.
The last meeting we were in made me feel like we were Theusen's Engineers.
by cromulusengineering May 17, 2016
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without knowledge in engineering

Building or constructing something without having thought it through comme du monde
If you try building something like an electronic chair in your basement, without knowledge in engineering, just a friendly caveat : not only are you slicing the pineapple, the result may be Frankenstein
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without knowledge in engineering

Building or constructing something without having thought it through comme du monde
If you try building something like an electric chair in your basement, without knowledge in engineering, just a friendly caveat : not only are you slicing the pineapple, the result may be Frankenstein
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Startling the engine

A phrase used in the mechanics world for turning on an engine and turning it off in under a second.
Stop startling the engine you'll ruin the starter!!
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without knowledge in engineering

Building or constructing something without having thought it through comme du monde
If you try building something like an electric chair in your basement, without knowledge in engineering, just a friendly caveat : not only are you slicing the pineapple, the result may be Frankenstein
by Sexydimma August 18, 2017
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rusty steam engine

When a woman farts on the inward thrust during anal sex.
The rusty steam engine blew me out and then back in, out and then back in.
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best senior engineer in the world

the text on your dad's mug if your dad has a boring profession
My dad is the best senior engineer in the world! so that's why my dad is boring.
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