Dollar Store Gooner

that one video of a guy ejaculating on a woman's leg inside of a dollar tree, than runs outside and flees. Straight up a "bust and run".

The dollar store gooner was faced with federal charges.

by Sapphire Stroker April 20, 2025

Dolla-Dolla Hedge

When you are running low on funds, you need to make a high risk high reward gander. Consider the dolla dolla hedge which maximizes gains while minimizing financial risk. This technique works by hedging one dolla against another dolla. Since you are hedging two dollas, no matter which dolla wins, you will always make money.

Shreeto: I'm in need of some quick cash
Verd: Have you tried the Dolla-Dolla Hedge?
Shreeto: No I'm a toady so I'm scared of hedging.
Verd: You should try it, its low risk high reward.
*Shreeto does the Dolla-Dolla Hedge*
Shreeto: Wow now I'm rich, I got fat stacks and super pacs!

by Radiotrophic Gint May 11, 2025

dollars

a virtual currency controlled by usomom. used for hacking and dating. it's extremely highly volatile.

the winner of the 1st part of the game gets 37"000'000,000 dollars

by Tom TNT June 3, 2025

dollhousing

A distorted act of care where the person attempts to shape one or more individuals into a certain image; similar to grooming.

Imad: My dad just got back from Hajj pilgrimage, but the clothes he got me and my family don't really suit us; they're more his style.
Naila: He's dollhousing y'all.

by mloukhiyye June 17, 2025

Dollars to doughnuts

used to bring/call/draw attention to one's confidence.

"I'd bet dollars to doughnuts he's a medical student"

by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025

dollar

A fully erect penis.

"I've got a quarter chub and I'm on the way to a dollar." "I've got a dollar that can't fit in my wallet."

by pandanurse July 4, 2025

Dollface

The face of the one who makes you look in their eyes while your hands are on the wall and you can't keep from shaking from the way they move their mouth.

Dollface you got a mouth thay just don't stop.

by TilForeverEnds July 30, 2025