Paul David Hewson goes by Bono, and is the lead singer in U2. A positively perfect man in all of his imperfection, he is an excellent man and singer.
by Loren, Spontaneous Lead Singer March 12, 2006
When you see a really hot guy who's too good to be true, and then he opens his mouth to reveal the most unattractive, unexpected voice you've ever heard.
"If he would just not open his mouth, he would be a god."
"Why? Is he rude or something?"
"Nope. He just has major DBS...."
"What's DBS? A disease? STD?!?!"
"No...it's David Beckham Syndrome...he has a really unattractive voice."
"Why? Is he rude or something?"
"Nope. He just has major DBS...."
"What's DBS? A disease? STD?!?!"
"No...it's David Beckham Syndrome...he has a really unattractive voice."
by judysequoia November 28, 2011
A obscure sexual move popularized by repeated viewings of the 1986 film "Labyrinth". It entails dressing up as David Bowie's character Jareth, from the film, and attaching brown dildos (length must exceed 7 inches but be no longer than 13) to the articulatio radiocarpea of both arms. While penetrating both the anus and vagina, "Jareth" must sing "Magic Dance" with the receiving partner singing the goblins' parts. If available, cocaine (slime and snails or puppy dogs' tails are popular substitutes) should be snorted off the lower back of the receiver. This second act is, of course, referred to as a "Lady Stardust".
Nathan: Hey what'd you get Aniston for her birthday?
Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.
Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!
Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.
Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.
Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!
Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.
by Ziggy Cumdust January 11, 2011
He is the definition of packing a large penis in his small pants, everyone can see his meaner leaner boner as his penis is around 19 CM long.
by Soothulakatti69 April 25, 2022
Mark David Mapp has a very talented tongue! He licks pussy better than a girl! He is sensual and dedicated to the task of orgasms...if you ever get a Mark David flirting with you, say yes unless your a man. Mark David is 100% hetrosexual and very sexy! Best I've ever had!b
by TJBall May 27, 2023
David’s Left Nipple™️ (dln), is a groupchat full of the rudest vlog squad twitter stans, they all suck so fucking bad. if i ever see one of their members in the streets i will fucking deck them, on god i will shank them and rip their intestines out and play with it like playdough, and their admin isn’t even fucking active what a whore goddamn i can’t stand her such a fucking bitch. i hate them all i hope they all die a slow and painful death and i hope their day goes horrible stupid david stans nobody likes you and you’re irrelevant get over it pussy.
“dln is the ugliest groupchat on the interweb but i love them” ~ anonybitch
“dln hates small accounts” ~ anonymous pussy ass bitch
“angela smells good” ~ fake hoe
“dln has the smallest dick energy” ~ anon
“david’s left nipple is gross and overrated i hate this groupchat so fucking much they make me so damn mad and they don’t support my foot fetish” ~ assnon
“dln hates small accounts” ~ anonymous pussy ass bitch
“angela smells good” ~ fake hoe
“dln has the smallest dick energy” ~ anon
“david’s left nipple is gross and overrated i hate this groupchat so fucking much they make me so damn mad and they don’t support my foot fetish” ~ assnon
by myspacecrack February 10, 2019
David Rose from the popular sitcom Schitt's Creek, describes being Pansexual as liking the wine not the label
Being Pansexual comes down to liking the wine as opposed to the label; the David Rose Analogy describes it best
by Donnie Smith February 01, 2021