crush post

When you run across another gushy definition for a first name and it's obvious that someone only posted that because they're crushing on a person with said name.

Justin:

So sexy! Amazing! (etc.) More crush posting following...

by Heironymous Bosche May 23, 2011

Necessary Crush

A necessary crush is when all your friends have crushes on other people, and you feel the need to like someone/anyone so you can be a part of it, too.

Girl 1: Oh my crush is so cute!
Girl 2: Mine too!!
Girl 3: I think I have a necessary crush because of you guys...

by ParisianLove August 10, 2016

Crushing

When you find a cute person and you think you like them

You: who do you like???
Me: i am crushing on Sebastian

by Thequeenvale November 4, 2019

kiss your crush day

on september 28th you get to go to your crush grab him/her and just kiss them

yo bro, did you know today is kiss your crush day

by adambarasch September 23, 2021

National Give Your Crush A Note Day

On December 16 you will give a note to your crush saying something cheesy to them.

National give your crush a note day is where you give your crush a cheesy note! Example:
*John gives Suzy a note*
Suzy: Whats this?
John: Read it

*Suzy reads it*
Suzy:😊

by Nat. December 15, 2021

Texan Skull Crushing

When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.

Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty

by Nman1103 September 27, 2017

Crush-dance paradox

When you ask a girl to the dance and she says no, then you see her at the dance and a week after said dance , you get a crush on her. So now your stuck secretly liking her and praying that someone doesn’t finds out

P1:So how was yesterday?

P2: ugh. I got Crush-Dance paradox

by M@dn3ss September 30, 2025