Bus banger

When you surprise a bus driver with the scent of drugs then leave crumbs of hard drugs rubbed into the seats or similar imbedding to cause d.u.i.

Did you leave that bus banger on there on purpose?

by Smellyfingers October 16, 2023

Whole bus full of nuns

An expression of exasperated confusion, being unable to explain logically the good fortune of one’s present circumstance by insinuating the performance of something karmically exceptional in a past life.

To get such a partner; so attractive, thoughtful, and who contributes so much, it must have been a whole bus full of nuns.

by lapis.yoga March 6, 2021

struggle bus

when you are taking a shit and it’s so bad you can’t get off the toilet and become stuck shitting ur brains out.

when you take a shit and you’re too constipated and get stuck in there.

man i cannot get off the toilet. i’m on the struggle bus

by Mayfl0wer1d May 29, 2024

Bu

Short for “butt urine” to describe diarrhea so bad it is like pure liquid shit peeing out your butthole.

Yo, thank egg salad left me with the bu!

by Wyobc May 19, 2024

Stuff the Bus

When you take a girl and put two cocks in her mouth, two in her ass, and two in her pussy

Jimmy, Tom, Bill, Ben, Joe, and Mike are gonna Stuff the Bus with Katy from work later today.

by PooperScooper900000 July 31, 2014

rusty short bus

The act of a normie butt fucking an elderly disabled persons

"Dude, I totally did the Rusty Short Bus on my grandma last night!"

by Scott I. July 21, 2017

foot bus

Walking;

Justin: “Yo, how you getting home after this party?”
Mike: “we’re taking the foot bus!”

by parody.com August 20, 2023