biting blankets

When you hit it so hard she bite the blankets to stay calm

I looked over at her face and she was biting blankets dude...

by Yuhyuhbruhbruhyuh May 10, 2018

Sausage Blanket

A condom

Ray should of used a sausage blanket before fucking Kim.

by DickPic21 June 14, 2018

strippy blanket

a type of blanket where you watch cringy musically people on.

hey look lets watch some danielle cohn on a strippy blanket

by sophiaiscool June 26, 2018

Jank blanket

A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.

That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.

by GlibJester July 28, 2018

Semen Blanket

When a man ejaculates so hard he completely misses his partner and some of the semen lands on the girls blanket.

“I was gonna cum on my girls face, but I went a bit too hard and accidentally gave her a Semen Blanket”

by Garrett Wick September 8, 2018

nose blanket

When one pulls ones scrotum flap over the nose of there partner.

Guy : "I was gonna tea bah jill last but she opted for a nose blanket!"

Guy2 : "I love putting my ballsack over womans noses!"

by Shrub shaver September 13, 2018

belly blanket

blanket for your belly after youve eatin a lot of turkey

Dang, imma really need a belly blanket after this

by KombatWombat November 15, 2018