her birthday

she is you, she is me, she is all.
this day is the celebration of her birth. Be grateful we’re in her presence

Hey, what are you doing for her birthday? I’m having our annual 12 oclock pizza party.

by islas birthday March 4, 2026

Mongolian Birthday

The calendar day of your birth in Mongolia when you are not currently located in Mongolia.

Sophie’s birthday is on July 4th.
It’s July 3rd today in the USA but it’s July 4th in Mongolia.

“Happy Mongolian birthday Sophie!”

by Yuveyuveyu March 21, 2026

Happy Birthday Jeremy!

Means literally nothing, used to say randomly at any time or when some one uses the words "happy birthday" "birthday" or "Jeremy".

Person 1"Hey did you know Marks birthday is tomorrow?"
Person 2 "Birthday, Happy Birthday Jeremy!"
Person 1 "Who's that?"
Person 2 "Jeremy"
Person 1 "Fuck you bitch ass faggot nigga"

by Kendick Gaymar February 12, 2025

Peterfuckle Birthday

Any event of zero significance that is advertised months in advance by a shorter friend of Israeli descent. Must be celebrated by at least one person ending up in the ER due to alcohol and at least 3 others hammered beyond recognition. A peterfuckle must contain at least one scorched earth event and one person doing something for "the last time ever." Peterfuckle birthday is a yearly tradition that usually happens on February 8th but can be celebrated at any time. However, peterfuckle must be pre-faced by Darty invitations at least 3 months in advance.

Dude last weekend was a movie, I can't believe we survived Peterfuckle Birthday.

i know we have 364 days to go but are you hype for Peterfuckle Birthday next year? It better be in your calendar!

by Bazooka Sharks May 6, 2025

Sea Birth

When shitting in the open water, the beast freshly released begins its life similar to all aquatic creatures.

Holy cow Dave, that was the biggest sea birth ever! Thank God it’s a sinker and not a floater!

by 3 legged monster May 14, 2025

Brown Birth

A way to describe a rather large amount of stool (or shit in layman’s terms); this should only be used when the shit you have just taken has most likely stretched your rectum beyond repair.

Guy 1: I wouldn’t go into that toilet if I were you, I just gave brown birth
Guy 2: Okay.

by Smellyermaw420 June 21, 2025

Swedish Birthday Present

Sending your friend a tastefully done nude pic or video for their birthday. Traditional gifts include fully nude pics, titty pics and dick pics. Contemporary gifts include pussy pics, ass pics, nut videos, bean flicks, and squirt shots.

What are you getting Joe for his birthday? Already sent him a Swedish birthday present, a fresh out the shower nude this morning.

by HaroldJugger June 24, 2025