an extra mouse laying around that the user puts in place of the main mouse. the user can then proceed to use both dick infected hands on this mouse. It avoids having to wipe your main mouse again when your right hand just wasn't cutting it enough. the beat-off mouse does not have to be cleaned.
inconsiderate assholes only use one mouse. your friends use that computer too, buddy!!
Same thing goes for the beat-off keyboard
inconsiderate assholes only use one mouse. your friends use that computer too, buddy!!
Same thing goes for the beat-off keyboard
by Chenry08 January 2, 2009

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by the phills June 14, 2003

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Hermantown-3 Duluth East-2
by Hermantown Peewee A's February 8, 2004

Bringing the wood to a female sexual partner. The opposite of making sweet love. An almost violent sexual encounter.
Where did you wander off to after hours last night.? Oh, man I slide over to Jenny's house for a Jam /Beat session.
by phrasee January 6, 2010

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