Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third May 9, 2023

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I, ANgel Jose Robles Am Immature Whilst Having Sexual Intercourse So I, ANgel JOse RObles Will NOt Utilize The Angel Number "'696'" Robles Jose Angel, I

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

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I Am Lazy , Not Redundant

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kid am gus

Either some weird way of saying that a kid is gus (whatever that means), or simply sug ma dik backwards.

*you have been listening to this bitch way too long*
Annoying ass girl: “…and then Rebecca was like…”
You: “Omfg, kid am gus! I can’t be bothered to listen to you.”
*you leave*
She screams after you: “what does that even mean??!”

by Da cheeze guzzler July 2, 2023

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this guy, am i right

A fourth wall break that people use in response to stories or events that occurred.

Guy 1: so I decided to take a crap standing up today, but it didn't turn out well.
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?

by MmnmmMm June 28, 2020

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