Flying spaghetti monster

The god of the pastafarian religion. The FSM (flying spaghetti monster) is made up of a glob of spaghetti and meatballs and two noodly eye stalks. The FSM is famously known for keeping the solar system together with his noodly appendages and, of course, boiling for our sins. If you don't accept FSM into your heart you will go to hell and have to deal with stale beer and strippers with STDs.

Pastafafarian: Have you been saved by the Flying spaghetti monster?
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.

by DevoutPastafarian October 12, 2018

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hooded cheese monster

Uncircumcised penis with smegma .

Dude whipped out his hooded cheese monster to make her vomit.

by Crowley June 28, 2017

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Monster Toppy Burger

When you pour monster energy in a girls pussy and she farts out of it as you lick it.

Bro i gave her the Monster Toppy Burger

by roopyboopy December 20, 2020

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monster behind the makeup

A person who is duplicitous, two faced, or deceptive. This term is especially applied to beautiful pretty girls or women who behave kind, gentle and innocent but are actually manipulative and conniving.

That girl led him on! She is such a monster behind the makeup!

by Major Madcat October 31, 2020

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