by iwillbiteyourdikk April 24, 2018
When you see a parking space in a lot that looks empty, only to find out upon pulling up that a small car is in the space. Also abbreviated as SCFO.
by j630 September 02, 2019
A person who feigns interest in you as a friend, or potential lover, or even an associate. However, in reality they do things that’s counter-productive to it becoming anything but that.
Usually cancelling dates, or being one-sided, not contributing their share on outings, etc.
Usually cancelling dates, or being one-sided, not contributing their share on outings, etc.
Gregory: Hey man, what’s going on today? Want to have some drinks tonight and maybe go on a stroll?
Thom: Sure, I’m down...what time do you have in mind?
Gregory (2 hours later): Sorry I had something come up, so I can’t join you tonight. Enjoy Chicago!
Thom: You fake ass mother fucker!!
Thom: Sure, I’m down...what time do you have in mind?
Gregory (2 hours later): Sorry I had something come up, so I can’t join you tonight. Enjoy Chicago!
Thom: You fake ass mother fucker!!
by RainbowTwirk May 23, 2021
by Da way of the devil January 24, 2018
When you are having sex with a girl doggy-style and spit on her back, then when she turns around you cum on her face.
by douglassss November 18, 2007
"Man we gotta give a tour to the general and act like we like it. guess we gotta fake it till you make it."
by William Burkhalter May 07, 2008
This is a day where you call a bitch out and post them, or you just drop them. This day is especially made for those in your life that seem like they're never happy when you're happy. The listed date is January 1st
by just some random ass kid November 28, 2019