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brandon and chantel

A really cute couple they might not text alot but they love each other to bits and pieces!๐Ÿ˜™ if your not a branon and chantel the go ne like me and him!๐Ÿ˜‚
Girl1: Hey, look at that cute couple!
Girl2: oh that's Brandon and chantel!
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Brandon

Brandon (noun) is a medical term that describes severe bloody stool constipation terminating at the entrance of the rectum. Nursing care involves disimpaction using one's fist and using portable suction to break apart the stool.

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Sorry hunny, I can't do anal tonight. My Brandon just isn't getting any bette
by Destroyer_M November 23, 2021
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brandon

the anal guy

brandon LOVES anal and makes all the gals happy with his giant dick
i really wish my boyfriend was like brandon
by edwardo the tickler May 30, 2023
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Brandon

The opposite of a "yes, and," a Brandon is a "No, Fuck you!" and adds absolutely nothing to the scene you're in whatsoever.
Keith: "Hello father, how was work today?" Brandon: "I'm not your dad, l'm your unemployed sister in law! Time for my catchphrase!"
by Theno2show May 8, 2023
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Brandon Shade

Brandon shade is a athletic freak dunking at the age of 13 stands at 5โ€™10 and only in the 8th grade!
He has a big foot and as they say big feet equals big meat and any girl that wants it can get sum
Brandon Shade is a tall athletic guy
by Big meat B March 2, 2023
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Brandon Arbuckle

A tall male that has tattoos and loves going to gay bars but claims heโ€™s homophonic.
Hey I went to the gay bar last night and I seen a Brandon Arbuckle there.
by Dave Riddle December 25, 2023
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Brandon Russell

Someone that claims they enjoy being in the friend zone but secretly hates it
Thomas claims to be a Brandon russell, but I can tell that heโ€™s in love with her
by LittleKidLover101 March 22, 2019
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