Ur Mom

Your Mom is the thing that xbox kid said he banged, but he really is just some 9 year old in the party.

Boy 1: I Banged your girlfriend!
Boy 2: Oh yea? well i banged your mom!

by EboniWords April 14, 2022

ur mom

the greatest comeback ever

joe- “i fucked ur gf last night”
jeff- “ur mom”
joe- “damn 😢”

by mommy_mommy November 21, 2021

Ur mom

A big ass long one

Your a ur mom

by Yo mamamamam May 23, 2022

Ur mum

Crusty toenails

I think I have ur mum

by Papi macabi April 15, 2020

ur species feces

The worst insult to ever exist in any language known to man. Worse than all other insults combined.

Donald Trump: ur mom gay
Kim Jong Un: no u
Donald Trump: ur species feces
Kim Jong Un: *explodes, starting WW3 and plunging the world into a new age of eternal darkness*

by Hawest April 4, 2018

ur mom

absolutley dissing ur mom me personally not taking that thoe.

ur mom so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team

by hahalolfatass December 19, 2023

Ur Cousin

Another very bad variation of ur mom that is generally used when speaking about incest but can also be used in many other situations.

Warning: using this variation of the common phrase "ur mom" may cause confusion due to it's unpopularity.

John: hey bro, what's up?
Dick: ur cousin

John: what?

by Pika Pika bitch August 5, 2018