Turkey Shuffle

Popping a big ol goodegg on FaceTime for the ladies

Holy shit she just got turkey shuffled

by Turkey shuffle pilot July 22, 2022

Turkey neck

Person being..silly or acting wild in a turkey neck kinda way

Stop being a turkey neck

by Bunas Brill August 13, 2022

Turkeyherp

Typically used as a slur to describe a "gangsta" of any race, rather than using the "forbidden slurs." Not intended to be negative toward any one race, just the antisocial bottom feeders. The type who choose a life of crime over being productive members of society. It also can be used to describe hard drug users, or other undesirable individuals.

Yo watch out bro, got a bad case of turkeyherp over there, check your pockets!

That Gropie Joe guy sure is a tree hopping turkeyherping diaper sniper! How is he president, and not locked up?

by Tiredofwokecensorship August 18, 2022

Turkey Tanned

The appearance of a person, usually of some kind of celebrity or someone that believes themself of social standing or influence that has used tanning products or tanning beds to the extent that they have a roast turkey-like skin appearance.

"Joe Bidden has a cracking turkey tan."

"They were Turkey tanned as fuck."

by Celiamolestrangler September 29, 2022

Turkey Necking

When one with testicles places their testicles on someone else's neck.

When I woke up after drinking too much, he was turkey necking me!

by Arvileng October 1, 2022

Turkeying

When you are soaking with a girl and motorboat her boobs while gobbling like a turkey.

Dude 1: Man! Guess what I did last night?
Dude 2: idk man, what did you do?
Dude 1: I was turkeying the fuck out of Sarah!
Dude 2: Sarah has giant knockers man!

( Dude 2 high 5s dude 1

by White n-word October 20, 2022

Turkey on a Golf Course

A Turkey on a Golf Course is when you unzip your pants and take your balls out, leaving your dick inside your pants. This usually occurs after someone has either failed miserably at the round, or has done very well.

"Hey John, look! There's a Turkey on a Golf Course!"
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."

by Gary23 October 22, 2022