skibidi your toilet

The act of defecating on a toilet so hard it somehow implodes you into the toilet defying all laws of physics fusing you with the toilet, with only your head popping out essentially turning you into a skibidi toilet
Dude 1: I will skibidi your toilet and you cant stop me
Dude 2: excuse me what?
Dude 1: *skibidi's your toilet*
Dude 2: WHAT THE FU-
by totally_NOT_acysu September 24, 2024
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Toilet About Face

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.
"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."
by Oldskooled April 26, 2022
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Toilet Paper roll is empty

Despair
Sadness
Hopelessness
These are the feeling's one will get when they see an empty toilet paper roll
You will be sitting on that toilet until someone helps you or you have to take a walk to your nearest Full toilet paper roll
by Pyromain2018 February 21, 2022
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Flush the toilet

Sex position. When you hold someone’s nose, forcing them to take a breath and swallow whatever you have forced into their mouth. Typically used in water sports or bukkake porn
“We had to flush the toilet on that twink we invited over last night”
by SweetPotatoW February 21, 2021
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Skibidi Toilet Rizz

A type of rizz that Kai Cenat uses to defeat his opps
by BFNDIcreator May 19, 2024
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suicide toilet

going to the bathroom a minute before online classes, especially if you're already waiting for the host to start the meeting or are in the waiting room
"i have no idea how the teacher didn't catch me doing the suicide toilet"
by depressoespressocattict September 24, 2020
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