period pig

a dirty pig of a woman who smells of old period juices, because she hasn't showered in 3 periods, or hasn't changed her tampon/pad in as long

Q: Johnny, what's the worst thing about being in a wheelchair? Is it not being tall enough to reach crap at the grocery store?
A: Not even close!
Q: Is it the way people assume you're retarded, too?
A: Not even close!
Q: What is it then?
A: Getting stuck face-to-ass behind a period pig in a long lineup

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 26, 2011

Pig Sticking

Hunting/fishing. The act of paddling out on a river in a small paddle boat, loaded with the implements of destruction (beer, bow and arrow) and shooting carp as they come up to spawn.

Today my father and I went Pig Sticking on the Hudson.

by Josh Gizz June 20, 2010

Good Pig

A wonderous beast from the land of Fresno. It has the body of a piggy bank, a fox tail, an utter that dispenses change, the Jack In The Box man living in his bum, a very large flower on his back, 4 eyes, a shower head coming out of his head, a mohawk, pierced ear, and a long snout. Good Pig later became a massive internet icon and a whiffle ball team's mascot.

Olen: Hey look at this.
Dash: ....Good Pig? Whats a Good Pig?
Olen: I don't know!
Dash: Dude, we need to put this on a shirt.

by Dash Reid April 12, 2008

Pig Shit

A common Nigerian slang for slightly overcooked curly fries made by one's Jewish roommate.

Ahhh. Shit. I don't want none dat "pig shit" ya made fool.. get-me-some of da Colonel's chicken instead

by Nathan Levy June 07, 2007

Pig Lotion

Copyrighted to D2_Hacker.

You rub it all over yourself and you are instantly drop dead sexy.

Here Joe, rub this Pig Lotion on yourself and you will be sexy.

by James Ash June 25, 2004

Roasting the pig

When a fat lady is set on a giant spinning wheel surrounded by naked men. Then the wheel is spun in any direction and when it stops the person it stops in front of gets head or penetration. They then cum and say "roasted the pig". The rotation keeps going till she is full.

FUCK BOOKS. WE SHOULD BE ROASTING THE PIG

I love it when i get roasted.

by Grass man123 October 26, 2009

party pig

the drunk guy at the party who hits on all the women; fat, skinny, married or single; he doesnt care he thinks he can get em all

that guys gonna get his ass kicked if he doesn't stop being such a party pig

by Gnatalie January 23, 2007