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Thomas Timing

That one friend you want to play with so damn bad. You then realize that he is going to be awhile before you get an answer; So you start playing by yourself. Once you just start playing your game your friend will then say "Hey, sure I'll play now." Your inner rage then builds up and say "GODDAMNIT, YOU GOT THE WORST THOMAS TIMING EVER!"
Person 1: "Hey you wanna play"
Person 2:"Sure in an hour"
~2hours later~
Person 1: ~Starts League of Legends Game~
Person 2: "Hey, I'm back now wanna play?"
Person 1:"I JUST GOT IN A GAME, YOU HAVE FREAKING THOMAS TIMING!!!!"
by That Random Publisher June 14, 2018
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slurpin’ time

when it’s time to consume a lotta shit in not a lotta time; suckin sum up like gogurt
girl: should i spit or swallow?

guy: swallow, i can’t get a cumstain on these sheets

girl: oh then it’s MUTHAFUCKIN SLURPIN’ TIME 🦶🏿😫🅱️
by pickle juice 😩 January 15, 2019
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Time stone

The time stone allows you to change time, create a time loop (like in doctor Strange) and manifest time itself. Thanos wears it on his thumb knuckle (infinity war/endgame) but originally wore it on the middle of his hand
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plug time

how long a plug takes to drop off your weed and respond to your text messages because we all know plugs take forever and run on their own time
" aye where's the plug, he said 10 mins 29 minutes ago"

"idk dude you know he runs on plug time"
by nikissticky August 9, 2021
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Time Waster

A person you have arranged to meet to go on a date with. Who has cancelled two times in a row or more, given poor excuses and therefore, has inevitably brought you to the conclusion, that they have no actual intention of meeting you.

A time waster does this due to their own low self-esteem and leads others on because of their own sense of insecurity.

They are not to be hated or even disliked. Just felt pity for, as they are very sad, sad people.

If a person cancels on you two times or more, with poor excuses. Stop contacting them immediately! For a person with these types of emotional issues, does not make an ideal date.

In fact, quite the contrary.
I’ve been messaging this person for two weeks. We’ve arranged to meet twice now and they’ve cancelled. They’re a textbook time waster.
by Shadie Jordie July 29, 2019
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Grub time

A time that occurs around 1-2 am where u and ur friends are hungry af, so you eat any possible snacks or leftovers in your fridge.
Bro I’m hella hungry rn

Ight fosho, it’s grub time.
by PutnamShice12 October 8, 2021
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arc of time

The arc of time delineates linear time as the curvature of cyclical-time-in-itself.

Cyclical time is represented as a point-in-itself.

Thus linear time is the product of the SELF-curvature of cyclical time.
The arc of time strongly implies that linear time is the curvature of cyclical-time-as-a-point.
by metawave March 22, 2019
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