Skip to main content

The Magic Mango

From a few specific movies, this is a sentient and all-powerful creature on the level of gods. It is said to have once dueled Chuck Norris and can easily beat Zeus at arm wrestling. (The former obviously being more impressive, though.) It is reportedly friends with a Kiwi and a Fish, but few have gotten close enough to verify this. To die to this magical fruit is an honor like none other.
"SHIT, IT'S THE MAGIC MANGO! RUN!!"
"What's a Magic Ma-?" *Gets exploded by the Magic Mango*
by Magic Mango Fanboy July 18, 2023
mugGet the The Magic Mangomug.

Crisco Magic

When you get some man goo in your eye and start seeing the magic happen when really you're just stuck in someones fictional world.
Hey Fli, go give um the ol Crisco Magic for me, will ya?
by Ookami619 July 24, 2021
mugGet the Crisco Magicmug.

magic grass

the shit that lauri preller says he doesn't smoke.
"Yo man, Do you smoke that magic grass?"
Lauri Preller : No.
by magicmike911 June 20, 2019
mugGet the magic grassmug.

wand of magic missile

The name of a penis of a nerdy friend.
“Wait is that a wand of magic missile in your pocket or is that a pencil.”
by Dune_fucker June 1, 2018
mugGet the wand of magic missilemug.

Magic wee

When you are going on a long trip and don't need a wee but you try to go anyway incase there is a magic one in there
Magic wee time kids, we have going to be in the car for 2 hours
by Louskilou October 2, 2016
mugGet the Magic weemug.

Real Magic

Any time Brenda and Christopha are with each other
by holidaylove January 8, 2021
mugGet the Real Magicmug.

Magic

Guy1. Magic

Guy2. Magik
I hate magic
by Pog moment October 11, 2020
mugGet the Magicmug.

Share this definition