Fake Two Face Hoes

When their supposed to be your friend and they turn out to be one of them fake hoes.And then you expose they ass for being fake as fuck.

Like I don’t need you fake two face hoes in my life.

by Bootycheekintheocean June 12, 2019

small car fake out

When you see a parking space in a lot that looks empty, only to find out upon pulling up that a small car is in the space. Also abbreviated as SCFO.

I was pulling up to the perfect spot in the lot, but it was a small car fake out!

by j630 September 2, 2019

Fake ass mother fucker

A person who feigns interest in you as a friend, or potential lover, or even an associate. However, in reality they do things that’s counter-productive to it becoming anything but that.

Usually cancelling dates, or being one-sided, not contributing their share on outings, etc.

Gregory: Hey man, what’s going on today? Want to have some drinks tonight and maybe go on a stroll?

Thom: Sure, I’m down...what time do you have in mind?

Gregory (2 hours later): Sorry I had something come up, so I can’t join you tonight. Enjoy Chicago!

Thom: You fake ass mother fucker!!

by RainbowTwirk May 23, 2021

spit on da fake queen

What one does when looking for the way and they find the fake queen

Look bruddas she is not da real queen, spit on da fake queen

by Da way of the devil January 28, 2018

San Francisco fake-o

When you are having sex with a girl doggy-style and spit on her back, then when she turns around you cum on her face.

Dude, I gave July a San Francisco fake-o last night, we had a laugh about it.

by douglassss December 16, 2007

fake it till you make it

To fake excitement about a task or project. Usually used in military slang.

"Man we gotta give a tour to the general and act like we like it. guess we gotta fake it till you make it."

by William Burkhalter May 9, 2008

National Fake Friends Day

This is a day where you call a bitch out and post them, or you just drop them. This day is especially made for those in your life that seem like they're never happy when you're happy. The listed date is January 1st

"Hey, its January 1st, who are you gonna post?"
What's on January 1st?
"National Fake Friends Day!"

by just some random ass kid November 28, 2019