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Text Back

The act of texting someone back, nearly impossible to be done by a female.
by Kitolada May 31, 2021
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kitty text

Random letters and symbols typed on a keyboard by a cat before accidentally hitting enter
Ffdv bnccvbcccch)$@,,,:;dfhmm is not a word it is just kitty text
by Hacquer September 20, 2022
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text masturbator

someone who likes/tapbacks their own text message; also: text masturbation
It's inevitable that Stewé will tapback his own texts; that text masturbator is the only one who thinks he's so funny.
by The original Studly Hungwell September 13, 2025
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text - used as a verb

To send an SMS message usually via a cellphone or other smart device such as a tablet or computer:
To text , texting, texted, will text.
text - used as a verb: It's time to text her now. I am texting her now. I texted her an hour ago. I will text her again, later.
by from another generation August 20, 2013
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The sacred text paradox

a sacred text is either metaphorical or literal, depends on it's use in a argument.
A clear exemple of The sacred text paradox is:
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
It's about transgenderism, circumcision or CBT. depend on who is saying it hates the most
by salsicha20cm August 23, 2021
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Prank Text

The opposite to a prank call; the act of using the SMS texting feature on a mobile telephone to intentionally troll another party.
I'm going to prank text my friend a fake emergency alert!
by Jack Spank9049 October 20, 2023
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Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.
by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018
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