by JP knows best October 22, 2020
Get the tear apart my truck in the toiletmug. What all the fat fucks in the United States decided to do when they heard that a pandemic was coming.
No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.
Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.
You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.
Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.
No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.
Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.
You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.
Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.
My neighbor has been entertaining herself by engaging in toilet paper hoarding. She has 14 pallets and can’t even park her car in the garage anymore.
by TauKitty April 21, 2020
Get the Toilet Paper Hoardingmug. by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO July 12, 2022
Get the Toilet Water Drinkermug. Verb
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.
This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.
This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.
by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017
Get the Toilet Textingmug. dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day
by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 3, 2023
Get the toilet papermug. A delish AF sandwich made in a gas station deli in close proximity to a toilet thats usually right at the end of the sandwich board.
Dang my bro lady gonna go up down over to the SUNOCO and grab on me one of them beef injected TOILET SANDWICHES... hungry AF
by Eljer Tippy March 12, 2021
Get the toilet sandwichmug. The skibidi toilet is an intimate position where a person removes their toilet from their bathroom, they buy a new one, cut a hole about the size of their head and a space beneath it, then the person stays there until that individual target (lover or friend) sits down then the person pops out and eats their meal.
by Tyler the Skibidi March 13, 2025
Get the Skibidi toiletmug.