Toilet Paper

See: The Sun

The Sun Newspaper is so bad that I wouldn't even use it as toilet paper.

by UltimateDoge June 5, 2022

Three toilet paper emojis

When you pass toilet paper to shipmate…
Nice try chief😂

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Three Toilet paper emojis…

You thought!

by Three toilet paper December 10, 2021

TOILET Spotter

The helper in charge of your paper route or delivery routes who sits in the drivers seat to avoid traffic violation write-ups. They are the king's advocate and secobd in command.

Guy 1:" Dam dude how did you manage to hit up all the stops on time without any citations?"
Guy 2: "it's dave, he's my toilet spotter while im out delivering pay stubs."

by Capuchin for Hire December 20, 2021

Toilet Tap

When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.

"Damn it I just toilet tapped🤦🏽 ♂️"

by Curioxity December 22, 2021

Doilet toilet

Another meaning for “ah shucks” or “darn it”

Doilet toilet, I forgot my lunch box at work!

by juju_OKC December 27, 2021

School toilet stalls

The most likely spot to be see a scene of two gay guys/girls having sex down at the bottom of the toilet.

I went to the School toilet stalls to find a new sex buddy.

by ANimal CrossinG man March 26, 2022

Toilet paper

A piece of cloth-like paper with mostly 100-500 pieces of paper to wipe your booty and your ¥

I used toilet paper to wipe me booty hole

by Lizard_Monster99 January 24, 2022