Toilet Trumpet

1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal

Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.

by Hot Dog Goblin May 8, 2022

Go clean toilet

Expression: A phrase used in multiplayer first person shooter games, to exclaim and project someone, most likely another player, as being terrible at the game.

It is used to project that the player who is terrible, may be better at cleaning toilet bowls, since it is usually looked down upon, hence making it clear that the player have came to the lowest of lows. Could be used as satire insult.
Distant relative of the famous expression "git gud".

Dude you are actually really bad
you are so bad haha go clean toilet haha one kill.

by ccphater10 September 29, 2021

Charlotte toilet

She eats poop on the daily! poopoo

Someone: Hey whos that Charlotte toilet girl??

Me: Oh she eats poop ah CHOARLOTTE

by iewhejwdk April 8, 2022

Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet is made by Dafuq?!Boom (a YouTuber who animates in SourceFilmMaker). The plot is a singing Toilet fighting with a bunch of anthropomorphic media objects like Speakers and TVs. Skibidi Toilet can be classified as level 2 lobotomy for developing fears of going to the bathroom and forcing children from the generation Alpha to sing the repetitive anthem. To all parents reading this definition, please book a therapy for your child to save their innocence and mental health.

Hi, did you watch the singing toilets?

- You mean Skibidi Toilet? Yes, I did.

by SlammerGaming0 May 6, 2024

TOILET PAPER

The currency for 2020.

"Karens love it, and so do YOU."
Toilet Paper~

by Bnana-man March 22, 2020

Toilet brush

APPARENTLY TOILETPAPER IS JUST NOT ENOUGH FOR SOME PEOPLE, I THINK ILL STICK TO TOILET PAPER THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Jared:we’re all out of toilet paper…
Steve: Well, I guess I’ll just use the toilet brush today.

by No your pseudonym November 17, 2021

Toilet Bowl

A Football game that has two very bad teams going against each other.

Commentator: “Good evening, everyone! Tonight we have the 2-8 New England Patriots taking on the 3-8 New York Giants!

Fan: This game is going to be a very bad toilet bowl.

by Walker26 November 20, 2023