Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman

Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.

"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."

"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.

Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."

by horsehorsehorse December 25, 2021

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To get an audiences attention.
Like really.

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by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025

Drunk Door

Much like a drunk dial, Drunk Dooring is the act of getting intoxicated, then coming back to your dorm or apartment and writing random things on other peoples door white board. Most commonly used to hit on and or give out your phone number to you" hot" neighbors.

Girl one: " Those guys down the hall are being loud again they must be drunk"
Girl two: "I hope they don't come drunk door us again"

by Girlsof225 September 25, 2011

Front Door Harry

A man with a mustache that visits unsuspecting women under false pretenses to get them to fall in love with him.

Sean left the post office disgruntled, as another front door harry was already hanging out there.

by funniestpersonyouknow September 25, 2014

Door

an intellectual device used to teleport between a room to the other

i went through the door to see my step sister stuck in a washing machine

by Door for intellectuals July 15, 2020

dingy door

The opening in the front of a pair of men's briefs. It's the door your dingy comes out of when you take a leak.

I couldn't get the dingy door open in time and ended up peeing all over myself.

by Chorizo Pudding April 21, 2020

Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020