super mario 

An Italian plumber who enjoys shrooms, acid, PCP, or any other fucked up drug that fucks you up fuck fuck fuck

Super Mario does shrooms. Which is precisely why he rides a dinosaur while staring at the smiling clouds. and koopas. who are also on acid.

super mario by iron maiden sucks April 8, 2005

super straight 

someone who is only attracted to someone who was born a certain gender

(have no attraction to transgender people)

alt girl: why wont you date her trans women are real women
normal dude: its not offensive I'm just super straight and you should accept that

super straight by phntmOutcast March 1, 2021

super soaker

When a girl has a really wett pussy. It be so wet that when you touch her pussy ya fingers slip and slide.

Ever dude that i talk to says that i have a super soaker.

super soaker by Keezyboo August 31, 2007

Super Virgin 

Someone who is VERY inexperienced. Mainly losers or shy people.

"I am the biggest super virgin you will EVER meet."

Super Virgin by EpicXxFailure May 21, 2009

Super Straight 

Super Straight people only date other people who were born the opposite gender. It's not transphobic because no one is saying we dislike transgender people in any way, it's just preference. We just prefer people as partners who were born the opposite gender. You can't "cancel" preference.

Person 1: Hey would you date a trans?

Person 2: No, I prefer to date people that were born as the opposite gender

Person 1: That's transphobic

Person 2: No it's just my preference, I'm Super Straight

Super Straight by Blasters March 3, 2021

Super Glue Incident 

When a man puts super-glue all over his dick, then engages in sex. A few minutes later, hes stuck!!

God dammit!!! Another fucking super glue incident, these are happening more and more!!

Super Glue Incident by Shit Head October 19, 2003

Super Naked Cool 

Adj. Describes a certain level of coolness that includes nudity.

Man streaking is super naked cool!

Super Naked Cool by Zack D. September 4, 2005