pink sleeping bag

A pink sock so large it can keep a homeless man warm.

Josh's pink sleeping bag kept Thomas alive last winter.

by tader March 3, 2014

Sleep Apnea Baby

A term for someone who makes weird noises, can't breathe quietly, or otherwise makes a lot of strange but perceptible noises with their mouth.

"Did you hear Jack breathing earlier on call? He sounds like a sleep apnea baby."

by Zak Saturday March 8, 2024

sleep

basically you lay on this mattress raised off the floor by a platform looking thing and then close your eyes and relax until you go pretty much unconscious

i sleep to escape my problems

by sussybakaja December 24, 2021

Sleep Hydration Silk Pillowcase

Noun: complete scam. When a company sells pillowcases as silk when they're labelled with "100% polyester".

OMFG I just wasted $100 on Sleep Hydration Silk Pillowcases.

by realfacts1109 July 2, 2020

sleeping booger

pieces of green/yellow crustyness found in eyes when waking up in the morning, sometimes known as crusties, or sleep.

hey, you got a sleeping booger in your eye.

by Mikawinkle October 4, 2011

spicy sleep

Sex

We went back to her house and had spicy sleep.

by Engine2150 January 6, 2025

Sleep

When your boyfriend is so high, he thinks illogically and it's cute.

Example of sleep:
Gf: I'm hungry
Bf: how are you hungry? You are pizza
Gf: *visibly confused*
Bf: I love pizza. I also love you. You must be pizza
Gf: do you think I am litterslly food
Bf: yeah you are pizza

Babe you had a weird high sleep

by Katie is autism December 19, 2022