Big Spider Energy

When you’re in a specific place, such as a building with excessive cobwebs, you know there’s an ungodly amount of “big” spiders residing there….you can just feel its energy; waiting for the ceiling tile to open up to thousands of tarantula paratroopers dropping in on you. Also known as BSE

Bobby’s house has Big Spider Energy…holy shit, a tarantula!

by Arachno Mike September 21, 2022

cute_spider_girl

A tik toker that makes gacha videos

Cute_spider_girl is a good person

by Crowberry December 12, 2022

Crack Spider

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.

Nice web Mr. Crack Spider

by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023

Lakeland Spiderman

When a male ejaculates in their partner's eye and pulls back quick enough to pull their contact out.

Bonnie: Bob give me a Lakeland Spiderman last night

Stephanie: Wow, I hear that its hard to do.

by LakelandWoman April 28, 2023

The spider

When four guys back to back all shoot their load on a 4 girls faces at the same time.

Jimmy and the guys were doing the spider with the cheerleaders after the game last night.

by Tdogstir June 5, 2023

giant spider

an abomination from hell

i might have the most baddest luck ever because EVERY FUCKING TIME I GO TO THE FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING WALL. GOD WHY DO GIANT FUCKING SPIDERS EXIST I HATE THIS WORLD

todd: what the hell is a giant spider and why is scott afraid of it

scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, giant spiders are abominations from hell, and that they always appear on his bathroom wall every time he takes a shower.

by Ice Cream_ June 10, 2023

giant spider

an abomination from hell

i must have the most baddest luck because EVERYTIME I GO TO THE BATHROOM TO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING BATHROOM WALLS AND PREVENTS ME FROM TAKING A FUCKING SHOWER

"but scott, i am not afraid of giant spiders" WELL YOU MUST BE FEARLESS, BECAUSE WHO ISN'T AFRAID OF GIANT SPIDERS ON YOUR FUCKING BATHROOM WALL???

okay take this scenario, where you're about to sleep, you look up your ceiling and there's a giant spider at the same place to where your head is. if the giant fucking spider jumps, you're screwed.

todd: what are giant spiders and why is scott afraid of them

scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, he thinks that giant spiders are abominations from hell and that they always appear on his bathroom walls everytime he takes a bath/shower.

by sc0tt_ June 10, 2023