A Crazy son of a bitch who is a nice guy on the surface, but when you kill everyone else, he slaps you harder than your dad does every fucking day.
by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs July 16, 2022
Get the Sansmug. A liberal arts diploma mill often confused with University of Southern Florida, UCSF, or SFSU—so much so that “CA” has to be added to clarify it’s just USF, an overpriced private school with minimal campus life. There’s little sense of community, our Donaroo is hit-or-miss, and for parties, you’re better off at SFSU. USF boasts about diversity, even tho it’s mostly Midwestern liberal pick-me girls and ultra-wealthy Chinese international students who barely speak English but could afford to put your whole family in their sweatshops back home.
The student body is a mix of self-righteous progressives, moody rich kids, and trust fund babies, with about 10% actually down-to-earth. Any non-liberal opinion will get you side-eyed, and most students slowly realize their $80K tuition wasn’t worth it. Maybe some are still just coming off Adderall. Hard to tell.
Faculty mostly understand the tuition scam and avoid expensive textbooks—unless you’re pre-med or law, in which case you already messed up. The admins, mismanages funds, underpays staff, and faces constant janitorial strikes. Dorms are bare-bones (“minimalist”), cafeteria food is bland, and sports are irrelevant.
The only perks? The location and an alumni network full of rich, old-school Italian- Catholics who don’t care about USF’s so-called values. You’ll wish you’d gone to a state school.
The student body is a mix of self-righteous progressives, moody rich kids, and trust fund babies, with about 10% actually down-to-earth. Any non-liberal opinion will get you side-eyed, and most students slowly realize their $80K tuition wasn’t worth it. Maybe some are still just coming off Adderall. Hard to tell.
Faculty mostly understand the tuition scam and avoid expensive textbooks—unless you’re pre-med or law, in which case you already messed up. The admins, mismanages funds, underpays staff, and faces constant janitorial strikes. Dorms are bare-bones (“minimalist”), cafeteria food is bland, and sports are irrelevant.
The only perks? The location and an alumni network full of rich, old-school Italian- Catholics who don’t care about USF’s so-called values. You’ll wish you’d gone to a state school.
The University of San Francisco maybe be hilariously liberal, but at least we’re sleepy enough to not be Berkeley
by OldSchoolFool February 24, 2025
Get the University of San Franciscomug. by Jennifurbuger June 21, 2022
Get the San Francisco wartmug. A Japanese urban legend...
HOW TO SUMMON DAKU-SAN=Wondering how to summon Daku-San???
Well this is how!!!
1-get in the bath and wash your hair.
2-Close your eyes...
3-If you see an image of a gist in your head you should know that means it is working!
4-do not open your eyes...
HOW TO SUMMON DAKU-SAN=Wondering how to summon Daku-San???
Well this is how!!!
1-get in the bath and wash your hair.
2-Close your eyes...
3-If you see an image of a gist in your head you should know that means it is working!
4-do not open your eyes...
It's creepy (WARNING FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY) (DO NOT TRY AT HOME OR IF NOT SCARED ONLY IF YOU WANT TO TRY AT AGE 20+ AGES) GOOD LUCK SUMMONING DAKU-SAN!
by Daku-San March 3, 2019
Get the Daku-sanmug. The gynecologist said "ma'am you have a San Diego Plateau between your legs and we need to amputate."
by TRUNDEL THE GREAT November 10, 2017
Get the San Diego plateaumug. Steven After Not Surviving. After Steven, from the show Steven Universe died, he was buried. His body turned into a skeleton, but because he was a crystal gem he stayed alive. But because he was buried, he sank into the Underground, the setting in which the game Undertale takes place. He needed to think of a name so he thought of a name that would represent who he was. Steven After Not Surviving. The reason Sans is depressed is because he doesn't want to forget the crystal gems he used to be friends with.
by anonymous April 9, 2024
Get the SANSmug. by states true facts November 15, 2022
Get the sanmug.