The Anti-Social Bear

He is a very Anti-Social / emo bear who loves hugs from small children because he is a pm and child molester. He has no friends because he is Anti-Social. This definition may seem stupid and fake but it is the truest thing that is on the internet. He is not a joke.

He is Anti-Social just like the Anti-Social Bear.

by theantisocialaccountant October 15, 2017

social media sympathy

posting blanket statements to create reactions with hopeful opposite expectations.

Their social media sympathy is ridiculous, one minute they post how they hate everyone and want to be left alone, then complain how nobody pays them any attention.

by Sagealicious May 28, 2017

social media homicide

The act of character assassinating a person or entity via social media.

That bastard cheated I'm going to commit social media homicide.

by Esotericdom November 30, 2017

social jobbery warrior

Also known as SJWs, Social Jobbery Warrior are sanctimonious crybullies who routinely ruin anything fun and get talented scientists fired or crying on public television

SideNote: jobbery means "practice of using a public office or position of trust for one's own gain or advantage."

- Hey, did you see Mercedes Carrera was denied her guest spot on the SXSW panel because she upset an SJW?
- Yeah, those Social Jobbery Warriors get special treatment when they claim harassment, yet tell people to "go burn in a fire" on a daily basis

by Anna_Cherry June 29, 2016

Social Status Reset

When you say something embarrassing or a dead meme in public spaces.

Did you just say “bogos binted”? Total social status reset.

by KaderickKhan September 21, 2021

Social Media Police

Any social media site that tries to police the community. Naturally like actual police, they miss the big issues and punish the small ones. Anytime there's a social issue, they try to look "woke". Horrible event? Change your profile picture to show you "care". Transgenders are facing prejudice? Let's add pronouns to bios and about sections, that'll solve the issue.

My Facebook comment got removed for cursing, meanwhile the KKK and NeoNazis have Facebook pages, groups, and more. Facebook thinks their the social media police or something.

by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021

Social network smart

Knowing what to and what not to say or post on any social network. Especially. When you have a ton of friends

Lisa: Jenny just came back from the gynecologist and she started posting on Facebook about how she has a yeast infection.

tammy: Wow!!.she is not social network smart.

by rudolph5656 March 28, 2012