Sloppy Shuffle

The act when a man is about to ejaculate when he shifts to the woman's face to drench her face in a sloppy solution.

I didn't wear a condom, so I did the sloppy shuffle to avoid any mishaps.

by room535 January 27, 2015

Sloppy Mimosa

An alcoholic beverage that is cheaper than a mimosa. It is half orange soda half tequila on the rocks.

That sloppy mimosa last night made me black out! Who's house am I at?

by IDrankToMuchTequila August 03, 2020

sloppy slutburger

A sloppy slutburger is that kind of slut that does a dirty dick to a guy, but in this case the slut is rushing off to her next fuck and forgets to wipe the spent jism in her cunt, and the next guy eats her out and thinks she’s cum’n on his face.

Damn! It’s the second time she served me a sloppy slutburger, I had it tested for sperm and it tested positive!

by BeanTownBeanery January 30, 2021

sloppy stoddard

A sloppy stoddard is a sandwich of corn, mixed with a 50/50 blend of mayonnaise and barbecue sauce, on a hoagie roll.

Dude I had a sloppy stoddard before the party the other night and spewed all over the server closet

by corn master 2000 July 29, 2019

Sloppy Toppy With a Twist

A kind gesture done as a form of kindness to a man

The other day Jenny gave me a Sloppy Toppy With a Twist because i took her dog to the vet.

by The true chad November 14, 2023

Sloppy Jam

To preform an act of sex on a woman during her period, blow your load inside her and smear the "Jam Mixture" over your partners stomach.

I finished inside her and she Sloppy Jammed me.

by Trixtar January 07, 2022

Droopy sloppy gaping hole

When you leave a young girls gammon flaps droopy and gaping

I left that two year old with a droopy sloppy gaping hole

by PenileErectile_Disfunction July 10, 2024