Playing Evelyn Salt

A middle-aged Russian beautiful woman who shoots very well, can speak 4 languages or more. I mean she's incredible.

Josh: My sister-in-law is Playing Evelyn Salt
Larry: Really? How?
Josh: Now she's a cop!

by Comrade, no I'm not from USS April 6, 2020

fun to play with not to eat

someone you would hook up with but you wouldn't date

"oh ya shes fun to play with not to eat"

by sort giraffe May 23, 2019

playing with the closet door

When someone purposefully leaves their sexual orientation ambiguous while near consistently acting like they’re about to come out as something other than straight to their friends or family.

“Damn, Sam keeps playing with the closet door. I cant tell if she’s straight, bi, pan or what! I’ve tried asking but she always dodges the question.”

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020

I play county

Phrase used by teenagers in Ireland , especially rural areas . It means that they play for their county in Hurling or football . Despite there only being 15 players per Team , you’ll see several hundred of boys saying „ I play county „ in an attempt to impress girls . It’s a load of bollocks used by immature teens trying to come off as somewhat special despite all being having the same goal of grabbing a quick meet and a nude of an unsuspecting girl

Girl : so do you have any hobbies ?

Boy : yeah I play county like .
Girl : Every boy says that me .

by Leo_Varadkar69 September 16, 2020

NEVER DID PLAY

Somthing you say when someone test's your gangster demenor or trys to suggest that you are less of a man than they are.

Them boys tryed to jump me....i had to show them I NEVER DID PLAY

by MZBIGBOOTY216 September 23, 2009

Keeley poo play

A play made in year 3 by Chloe and Amy consisting of acting as keeley pooing significantly loud.

Would you like so see the keeley poo play?

Of course I do!

by Princeouma February 25, 2021

Wanna play games

You wanna suck sweaty black balls and sucking penis

Wanna play games with me

by Sucking sweaty asshole hairs August 6, 2022