diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.

Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!

by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017

Furious snake pirate

A throbbing penis that leans slightly to one side

I was with this guy last night and he had this furious snake pirate. It was horrendous

by themanwiththefurioussnake October 3, 2017

Pirate English

Pirate English is the language of any direct translation from a given language to english in Google Translate, without any kind of mand-handling. Hence, the sentences might be difficult to understand.

Danish -> Pirate English

ALLE MAND PÅ DÆK! - ALL MEN ON TIRES!

by CharlatanDk October 4, 2017

Angry Pirate

Angry PirateWhen you kick her in the shin and spunk in her eye

For example: He gave her the angry pirate... She left him and never made contact with him again.

by Oof Oof Roblox October 22, 2017

pirate headache

A headache that takes place only behind one eye.

I've got a pirate headache behind me eye. Arrrrgh.

by Ultimatepacker April 28, 2017

anal sheep pirate

S/o to D for creating this is in the Moore Gym. Basically some dirty ass pictures of sheeps getting booty shit from pirates.

“Oh damn, my flock is messed up because Johnny came by. Stupid anal sheep pirate.”

by Analdickrape February 20, 2018

Pirate eye

When someone farts in your eye and gives you pink eye. You have to wear an eye patch.

People are like: “Oh, shit, that girl got pirate eye! Back da fuhhk up!”, y’know what I’m sayin? y’know what I’m sayin?
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by Phantom of the Megaplex February 24, 2018