Poo gibbon

A frog that thinks it is a prince.

My poo gibbon wanted me to bow down to it. He's a frog, so I don't have to listen to that poo gibbon.

by Descend upon March 8, 2017

percolating poo

The feeling that the diarrhea in your guts is gurgling up & down your GI tract, sometimes happens just before the 2 minute warning.

I shouldn't eat at taco hell, I don't feels so good, I feel like I'm percolating poo, I think, I will go home before I get a 2 minute warning.

by Orotfotze Fred Dryer October 12, 2010

Poo in the lou

A British way on how to say bathroom

Damn Charles, I really need to take a poo in the Lou

by Sexyunknownuser December 15, 2019

poo-alyzed

When a person becomes unable to move, speak properly or concentrate because of the sudden onset of a potentially explosive bowel movement. Often caused by coffee and/or greasy foods.

I was talking to Tom earlier and he seemed ok, but then he tensed up and didn't make another move and his speech pattern became odd and erratic. He just stood there like he had a stick jammed up his butt and I'm pretty sure he was poo-alyzed as sure enough, he disappeared to the bathroom after a couple minutes.

by Plarp2 July 9, 2021

poo monster

A being that takes in shit and spews out shit

"His music is trash, and talks shit. He is a poo monster"

by bigknowledge October 11, 2020

poo weed

shitty weed or weed that smells like skunk

i smoked the poo weed it is terrible

by cancwer September 23, 2018

Poo Crete

A part or section of poop which sticks to the inner bowl of a toilet.

My toilet is all marked up with poo crete.

by Beans&RiceBoy August 25, 2011