Dr. Plug

A doctor or shrink that will write up a prescription for pretty much anything over the tiniest "medical problem". Basically a medical professional turned "legal" drug plug.

Tom: I stubbed my little toe, I bet Dr. Plug will write me up a prescription for Xanax.

Dr Plug: Here you go mate.

Juliet: Oh shit its' finals week, better hit up Dr. Plug and feign ADHD to get myself some good old Adderall.

Dr. Plug: Here are 30 30mg Adderall pills, I'll up the dosage when you feel normal again.

by Underplaces December 18, 2019

Cock plug

When you stick your cock in a girls asshole while she is taking a shit

This girl was grinding on me and said she had to take a shit so I cock plugged her

by Ballsinurmouth87969 April 08, 2021

cock plug

a seller of cocks

I'm the cock plug. Got cock on deck, whatchu want?

by cockplug September 10, 2019

cock plug

When you take your babies pacifier and shove it inside your cock, masturbate, bust a nut, and put the pacifier back in your babies mouth.

"Really Carlos your using Edwardo's pacifier for your cock plug again...?"

by OneL1mit March 11, 2017

that don't plug the hole

The standard reply to someone pointing out that the female you are interested in is married.

Bob: What are you looking at her for?
Joe: She's attractive.
Bob: Did you know she's already married.
Joe: Well, that don't plug the hole.

by BillyBuggy May 19, 2016