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taco-block

v. when you order/make tacos, but end up not being able to enjoy them due to a friend eating what you ordered, wrong ordering, or over-intoxication. comparable to the let down felt when one has been "cock-blocked"
person a: where's my taco, dude?
person b: "crap, i think i just ate it!"
person a: "dude, you fucking just taco-blocked me!"

person 1: "Dude we got you taco bell on our way here"
person 2: "Did you remember to order it with no fiesta?"
person 1: "Oh crap, I forgot"
person 2: "Dude, you totally taco-blocked me!"

person a: "ooh! order me a 5$ box!"
person b: "okay dude"
person a: (passes out, too drunk to eat)
person b: "you passed out, i ate your tacos"
person a: "dammit! I just got completely taco blocked!"
by MelyssaJazz July 17, 2011
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mint taco

1. It's when you douche with mouthwash
2. It's a nice snack, light and refreshing
I got myself a mint taco last week, it still stings!
by lepotate August 29, 2018
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Nappy Taco

Does this really need a definition? It's August 2011 and Nappy Taco has not been entered into the Urbandictionary. Amazing!

Nappy Taco is another name for Vagina. Not a pejorative per se, but not exactly polite either.
Damn you should have seen the way he ate my Nappy Taco. Screw wetback, I was wet all over!
by Pepe Palante August 14, 2011
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Taco Shorts

When a girl is wearing a pair in too short, too tight shorts & her hoo-haa looks like a taco. Also known as camel toe
That girl should have gotten a size bigger on her shorts, they definitely look like taco shorts on her!
by SamanthaDear December 7, 2011
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Taco Hoe

Sluty waitress, hostess, or bartender working at a Taco Mac. Wears their khaki shorts way way short. Guys may even get jobs at particular Taco Mac locations to make their rounds through the Taco Hoes. Customers may also visit a particular Taco Mac for the same results.
Kevin: Dude, are you going over to Mike's apartment to party later?
Randy: Hell yea man. Like ALL the Taco Hoes are gonna be there!

Kevin: Dude, lets go to Taco Mac until Mike gets off work and start the pre-game!
by PassportPledge February 9, 2010
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Shrimp Taco

The act of having sex with a man who you wouldn't think had a small penis, but did
My friend Emma got totally shrimp taco'd by that hot guy at the bar last night!
by BigNoseBigDick August 9, 2017
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Chuco Taco

When you get your penis red with menstrual fluid then go anal and get a little feces on your penis thus ressembaling a Chicos Taco.
I couldn't eat Chicos Tacos for a month after my extra cheesy Chuco Taco
by kaygee33 November 15, 2015
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