by Frederick Roderick May 14, 2023
Get the Semen Nipplemug. by Whyiseverypseudonymtaken February 28, 2023
Get the Nipplesmug. by Pitickle July 2, 2021
Get the frog nipplesmug. Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.
This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.
To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?
Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022
Get the Nipple Beansmug. Tiny tits with pointy nipples
by Lil Tracy March 25, 2019
Get the Pepper nipplesmug. The nipple god is the best nipple fighter during a dark room fight or at any moment. During a fight someone grabs someone else nipples until one of the fighter(s) say "pochette" to give up. There can be one or more nipple god by schools.
Nipple god 1 (MAR): kenbitch said he is a nipple god
Nipple god 2 (Dickless): let's nipple fight him
Nipple god 1 (MAR): Ight
Nipple god 2 (Dickless): let's nipple fight him
Nipple god 1 (MAR): Ight
by Kenbitch April 12, 2019
Get the nipple godmug. Nipples that have been pulled relentlessly from the force of gravity, resulting in elongated nipples
Check out that native woman's gravity fed nipples! They look like they've been pulled by gravity for a long period of time
by Grousekoota November 20, 2016
Get the Gravity fed nipplesmug.