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Ninjago is a kids show.

Stfu Ninjago is the best show in existence and if u think that you deserve to die.
Person 1: Ninjago is a kids show.
Me: *pulls out gun*
Ninjago is a kids show. by anonymous December 21, 2022

Ninja starfish 

When you instantly flash your anus hole directly up close and personal blinding the camera. Take a few steps forward look back and wink.
While we attended the presidential election I ninja starfish the president when he went live .
Ninja starfish by Floppey tripod January 15, 2023

akisu ninja 

n. 1. A master of the martial art of akisu.
2. One who repairs computer hardware or software as though it were a martial art form.
3. A hacker.
4. Probably also an actual ninja who acts as a "sneak thief".
Whoa dude, my computer is, like, seriously deranged. I'm taking it to see my friend; she's, like, an akisu ninja. She can fix anything.
akisu ninja by rinchomatic September 8, 2009

Super Ninja Awesome 

(adj.) A phrase used to describe someone who has surpassed bland old regular awesome, and has achieved a certain level of slyness. Once these two qualities have combined one has become Super Ninja Awesome.
Person 1: Gawd you are so sly, that was so awesome!

Person 2: Yeah, its because I'm Super Ninja Awesome
Super Ninja Awesome by Slyyyyyyyyy February 5, 2010

chatting ninja 

One who keeps their status 'invisible' on instant messenger in order to 'screen' messages and/or avoid certain individuals.
Hey, Amy! Ping me when you're available to discuss the project, as I am chatting ninja today to avoid being distracted by other co-workers who are time wasters.
chatting ninja by L-2-the-Stew October 10, 2010

concert ninja 

One who disappears mysteriously from a group of friends during a show, using fellow concert goers as their smoke screen.
Tim had been last seen swaying near to his room mates. The concert ninja was later discovered passed on top of his bed with one shoe off.
concert ninja by Gaddo007 March 20, 2012