Ninja Bong

The act of never being seen, heard, felt or smelt.

We ninja bong'd the whole night. No one even knew we were there.

by Ninjabg May 3, 2014

Ninja Fart

To fart without hearing or feeling it. Often occurs when the person needs to use the bathroom to take a #2.

I was lying in bed under my covers and my ninja fart almost made me sick!

by Vandalier January 24, 2012

ninja nips

When you discreetly breast feed in public

"Did you see those ninja nips?"

"No. Because they were ninja nips."

by Sammy Anne Sam July 28, 2014

Ninja Discreet

being extra careful about doing something. You are discreet, but to the umphteenth degree. Like Asians. And discreet Asians would be ninjas, right?

Cass: Man, boys are so lucky. They can scratch whatever they want, whenever they want. WHEVER they want.

Me: Us girls can, too. However, since we are ladies *holds up a pinky* we must be ninja discreet about it. Observe. *looks to the left, then to the right before scratching boob*

by MyNameIsChachi March 16, 2013

Nuclear Ninja

Nuclear Ninja: Nuclear News Is Never Just Accepted

Too question everything that is NEWS about Nuclear!

The Nuclear Fascists say that nuclear reactors are safe but the Nuclear Ninja know better; on has only to look at the TRIPLE meltdown in Japan to that that is just Nuclear Baloney (NB)...

by CaptD January 2, 2012

ninja flipout

Totally going bonkers. Bouncing off the walls hyperactivity. Very angry or happy. Based on a cult video of a ninja kitten dancing to the ska genre comedy song Flip out like a Ninja by the band Seven Seconds Of Love. Noted also for winning it's legal battle with the Coca-cola company over the song's use in a commercial.

1.Dad's doing a ninja flipout over my report card, I actually got A's this time.
2. He's ninja flipout over the Concert tickets he won off the radio contest.

by rewolf7 December 11, 2007

Beer Ninja

An educated epic beer guru with a no nonsense reportoire. One who guides, educates, inspires, with no bull crap. Genuine. Ninja

"Kara really knows so much about all types of beer and how they are made that she must be a ninja; a Beer Ninja!"

by Z Wine Ninja October 22, 2012