poke ninja

A facebook friend with the innate ability to poke you back immediately, no matter the time of day.

Ian Rice is the greatest poke ninja around.

by ualreadyknooo April 26, 2011

ninja snow

noun: Frozen rain that sneaks up on you unexpectedly and beats the crap out of you only to leave quickly, without a trace. Also see: hail

The ninja snow totaled my car today! My Miata looks like a golf ball!

I was walking through the park yesterday when I got attacked by ninja snow. As soon as I got to shelter it was gone. Turned out to be a sunny day after that. Weird...

by grisslebone April 25, 2011

Sand ninja

A white guy that dates middle eastern men or women

He is dating a middle eastern woman again. He must be a sand ninja.

by Brownie gal December 24, 2019

fo-ninja

A fo-ninja is a fake-ass, wannebe ninja who believes that they are capable of awesome ninja like feats but in reality are idiots who perform dangourous stunts say and talk the way they think real ninjas talk and are always hurting themselves.

jeb is such a fo-ninja he started talking like naruto jumped on a wall then fell off and broke his fatass.

by Kage blast March 30, 2010

ninja vision

The arcane ability of knowing where everything in your house is while in complete darkness.

*2:30 am*

Boy: *sneaks into house quietly and walks towards bathroom*
Dad: ZZzzzz....
Boy: *walks into end table* OW FUCKKKK!!
Dad: You should really develop some ninja vision, son.

by ihazinternetz July 18, 2011

Beer Ninja

An educated epic beer guru with a no nonsense reportoire. One who guides, educates, inspires, with no bull crap. Genuine. Ninja

"Kara really knows so much about all types of beer and how they are made that she must be a ninja; a Beer Ninja!"

by Z Wine Ninja October 22, 2012

ninja flipout

Totally going bonkers. Bouncing off the walls hyperactivity. Very angry or happy. Based on a cult video of a ninja kitten dancing to the ska genre comedy song Flip out like a Ninja by the band Seven Seconds Of Love. Noted also for winning it's legal battle with the Coca-cola company over the song's use in a commercial.

1.Dad's doing a ninja flipout over my report card, I actually got A's this time.
2. He's ninja flipout over the Concert tickets he won off the radio contest.

by rewolf7 December 11, 2007