Mexican Eggroll

When you take a tortilla, lather salsa on it, then beat your dick with it like it owes you money.

Extremely eager for some action, Bobby performed a Mexican Eggroll at the dinner table because he hadn't had sex with his girlfriend in months.

by HerbinAteAvore November 30, 2013

mexican baptism

When one is pissed on by a mexican as a baby

The women left her baby outside for a minute when she had came back she found her baby covered in piss her baby had recieved a mexican baptism.

by Quinton4567 October 31, 2014

Mexican Moonpie

When a guy gets close to finishing with 2 latina chicks and one girl shits on the others ass and vice versa. After the shitting is done, the guy jizzes all over both the chicks asses and they slam their booty cheeks together and create the Mexican Moonpie.

Guy: "Yo man, I can't wait to make a Mexican Moonpie with these 2 Spanish chicks I met at the fiesta!"

by Senor Moonpie April 19, 2018

mexican poo poo man

A steve who primarily eats tuna but occasionally gets treated to his favorite, Mexican food. It has been argued that he is also the inventor of the Mexican poop lasagna.

Mexican poo poo man already had his pills. Now it's time for bed.

by Turdhudini April 24, 2018

mexican pit stop

This is a risky situation. First you must pour gasoline in her ass hole. Fill her up good! Slide your dick in and out of butthole untill you have started to ejaculate. Then quickly b spread your cum all over her tits. Then lick it off !! Yum!

I have to go do an Mexican pit stop to my grandma.

by Joes BBQ & Foot Massage November 16, 2017

Mexican Island

A Caribbean island that wants to be a state, but Trump sees that Puerto Rico is another country in Mexico and wants to build a wall around it when the government mentions statehood for Puerto Rico.

PR Governor: "We want statehood now" Trump: "Build the wall now on that Mexican island"

by Bidova August 5, 2019

Mexican sound-off

When two dudes point their urethral sounds at one another, waiting for the other to make the first move. There are three possible outcomes: either both sound each other at the same time, one beats the other to sound first, or both just stand there until they lose interest.

"Did you end up doing that weird thing with that Grindr hookup?"
"Nah, we ended up in a Mexican sound-off and it got too awkward."

by midwestern_blot November 19, 2019